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Light, breathable, and quietly witty — this jersey tank settles into summer routines with easy comfort and a sly smile. The slim retail fit and soft Airlume combed cotton drape lightly against the skin, while the subtle front-center text adds personality without shouting. Wear it on slow weekend mornings, backyard cookouts, or casual errands when you want comfort first and a private joke second. The clean white canvas keeps the look minimal so the message does the talking, and the tear-away label means nothing rubs or distracts while you move. Built with side seams and self-fabric binding for a tidy silhouette that holds up wash after wash.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (varies by color) for a soft, smooth hand
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) — breathable for warm weather
- Retail fit with side seams for a structured, flattering silhouette
- Self-fabric binding and tear-away label for clean, comfortable finish
- Runs true to size; made in Nicaragua; meets flammability requirements
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
Funny Tank Top - "Warning My Wife Is Fluent In Petty"
$25.98
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (varies by color) for a soft, smooth hand
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) — breathable for warm weather
- Retail fit with side seams for a structured, flattering silhouette
- Self-fabric binding and tear-away label for clean, comfortable finish
- Runs true to size; made in Nicaragua; meets flammability requirements
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean