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This relaxed, garment-dyed tee carries a sly sense of humor — a low-key declaration for anyone who leans into playful sass. The soft, lived-in color and substantial heavyweight cotton create a comfortable, worn-in feel from the first wear. Short, confident text across the chest reads like an inside joke among friends, making it easy to reach for when you want to express personality without shouting. Wear it on casual weekends, at brunch with close pals, or layered under a denim jacket for an outing where comfort and attitude matter. The roomy fit and durable construction mean it moves with you and keeps its character wash after wash.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — durable, soft, pre-shrunk
- Garment-dyed for a vintage, broken-in color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for lasting comfort
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability and cleaner lines
- Sizes S–4XL, sewn-in label, available in many colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Petty Is Cheaper Than Therapy T-Shirt — Funny Sarcastic Graphic Tee
$24.99
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — durable, soft, pre-shrunk
- Garment-dyed for a vintage, broken-in color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for lasting comfort
- Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for durability and cleaner lines
- Sizes S–4XL, sewn-in label, available in many colors
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean